Proper Facebook Etiquette

#560
Crap Bank Holiday updates.
#1049
Surreptitious affair on Facebook.
#1048
Minor celeb friends.
#1047
GCSE cocktail.
#1046
Teenage rights!.
#1045
Pregnant drama on Facebook.
#1044
Aversion therapy.
#1043
Unflattering friend on a diet.
#1042
I HATE my ex-husband/wife.
#1041
You didn't think Facebook was private did you?.
#1040
What if i'm not an A on Facebook?.
#1039
Boob-bothering attentions.