#560 Crap Bank Holiday updates
Sunday 30th August, 2009
I am to spend most of bank holiday weekend squatting in a tent for Climate Camp. Friends are all off to Ibiza for a stay in a glamourous villa and to party their time away. So after the weekend there’ll be LOADs of pictures on Facebook. Everyone will look tanned and fantastic. My tent and wellies pale in comparison. How can I up my game?
Make a point of claiming that yours was the ‘perfect detox weekend’. You lost weight. You’ve never felt more fabulous. You’ve replaced those blatant, and nasty, consumerist tendencies for inner peace and outer love. Oh and you’ve solved Global Warming and all those terrible Climate Change related issues.
Oh to hell with it. Ditch the tent. Join you’re party people and make sure you’re tagged in as many photos as possible.
‘Squatting‘ in a tent? Does this mean that you’ve failed to locate your own to-be-pitched sheet-esque manisfestation, OR is this in reference to some horrifying bowel disorder?… Whatever the weather, Ibiza sounds a vast improvement. Who needs Climate Camp after all.Tweet