#561 I thought she was boring and ugly
Thursday 3rd September, 2009
My girlfriend left me a few weeks ago. She says she wants to be ‘left alone’ but she is already dating other people. I know this as when I log into Facebook I can see that there are LOTS of other men paying her attention and posting on her Wall. They are after her all the time! She doesn’t answer any of my messages and ignores everything I do. Before I broke up with her I thought she was boring and ugly. Now everyone else wants a piece of her. I want her to come back to me. How can I make her notice me. I need your help.
My help? I’m touched. How far you have come. And so I advise this; Stop Poking her. Stop reading her Wall. Stop messaging her. STOP! For whatever reason/s you are now ‘not together’. You need to get some distance. Only she can decide if she ‘wants you back’.
Another tactic: Show your girlfriend what she is missing. Change your relationship status to ‘single’ and get some girlfriends to post messages to your Wall. IF she’s as observant as you, she’ll be back ‘in a realtionship’ and ‘getting complicated’ with you in no time. Then you can get bored and dump her all over again.Tweet