Proper Facebook Etiquette

#578 flits off to his other fancier tit(s)

Wednesday 21st October, 2009

Dear Mariann,
What do you think of this: At last my lover has explained that he has a son of nine months. He has a wife and another mistress that I know of who he believes have both trapped him.

At first I thought he was going to leave them for me-he told me so. He now states that he isn’t and that he isn’t worthy of my attention.

This has all come about via Facebook messages as we do not meet very often (he lives away in Scotland and in Plymouth). I am doing my best to get over him. But I can’t help feeling used and upset. I don’t want to lose him. Was this his intention all along? I am sure that his attention was for more than friendship. The sex is great! How can I satisfy him to make him stay?

Asking how you can entice him more is ‘doing your best’ to get over him?…

Well then, do this: Lingerie, sheer blouse, short skirt, high heels. Anything involving satisfying his salacious appetite for a visual display of titilation. Anything else and you’re in dange of having a ‘proper conversation’ or ‘relationship’. Act as if you’re interested in everything that he has to say – especially about his wife and other mistress-i.

Don’t stare too much or you’ll draw his attention away from your clevage and may scare him off. If you get really bored imagine that he is not some over-the-hill curmudgeon intent on firing his one and rather over used (by your description – ‘son of 9months’) pistol.

Consider him as you would a bird-watcher. You are his little sparrow, waiting for him to lock you in his sights and, amid a fluttering of wings, a frolic. Before he flits off to his other fancier tit(s) and pokes something else on Facebook.

4 Responses to “#578 flits off to his other fancier tit(s)”

  1. Dr Mariann Hardey says:

    @Rob,
    what is the etiquette for saying 'oi get your own agony aunt, i'm for etiquette only'!
    Or is there more social depravity to be explored through others relationship trials and tibulations.

    Which brings me neatly onto… where-for for this (un)limited drinks offer?…

  2. Rob says:

    I can't help feeling that these relationship traumas are becoming ever more serious and ever-less etiquette-related.

    If this is getting all too much for you, Dr Mariann, you really should take me up on my drinks offer.

  3. Amy says:

    AMY WINEHOUSE has told friends she is back with BLAKE FIELDER they have updated their status on networking site Facebook to say they are MARRIED again.
    Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/2699185/Amy-Winehouse-tells-pals-shes-back-on-with-Blake-Fielder-Civil.html#ixzz0V1CQ7dBR

    Is it true or PR ?

  4. SuizieD says:

    My flatmate is having money difficulty l and it came up in a tutorial. Her tutor told her "You could always be a stripper." She had thought of this and asked him for his opinion. He said he it was "no big deal" and she should and she could show him her moves. She thinks she might arrange a show for him! Then sell the story to the Sun Sleeeeeeeezie

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