#584 I went out in a tight rubber number
Wednesday 4th November, 2009
I have been invited out (by a Facebook friend) for a first date. It’s been a long time since I encountered this scenario and I am at a loss for what to wear. The venue seems trendy with suitable nocks and crannies. Last week I went out in a tight rubber number (for Halloween) – are there equally high expectations for dating rendezvous?
From Ms LIW by email
What are you worrying about? Flick your hair, flounce to the bar and order the most expensive item on the menu.
If he shows up in tweed, remember that this is typical of the attire of those in rural areas. Usually they are safe to ignore, happily shooting things etc. You may have cause for concern should he offer to show you the ferret in his trousers though…
IF this scenario occurs, step riiiiiiiiight back and take the first available transport out of There – trendy or otherwise.
Re. the rubber, only for special occasions when you can shut the doors and bite the pillow.Tweet