#495 Are you as arrogant and smug as you make out
Friday 11th December, 2009
Are you as arrogant and smug as you make out, or is it all just to gain some front. Much like your legs – as I see from your picture.
From Professor DWallard, via email. And Facebook. And Twitter.
Legs aside, I do like my bottom. It’s quite good for sitting on. Does that rile you? If I were made of some lesser mortal stuff I would take swing at your dubious self for such insult. I would, bite my thumb at you, sir! But then that wouldn’t be fitting for one’s smugness would it.
Perhaps if you were to suggest what I should do?…
ps in light of the above I see nothing to gain from accepting your ‘Friend Request’, aside from the smug satisfaction of defriending you at some point in the near future. Toodle pip.Tweet