Proper Facebook Etiquette

# 233 Caught my bloke..

Monday 15th February, 2010

Dear Mariann,

Officially hate SNS. Caught my bloke (he should log out) sending Valentine greetings to his ex (of 2 years). Nothing for resident GF! Am dumping tonight and moving my stuff out – look out parents I’m coming back. Just a warning to all you ladies out there.

(From Marcie, in reply to the post (aptly named) Its Valentines Day)

Marcie, it sounds as though you have the situation appropriately in hand. Perhaps there are also other ways to also ‘enlighten’ this toad.  A sudden enthusiasm for (his) laundry, for example, can be further stimulated by the re-appropriation of his attire.  Now, I am not condoning actual theft and property damage, but rather suggesting that  his being a little tighter in the trouser department may give him pause for thought. This approach also has the additional plus with all the exciting new possibilities posed for you to play with various new appliances (vacuum cleaners, high-tech ironing boards and the like) these can also be used to aid one’s retribution. It just requires a little imagination.

Should the above approach fail, then you can always employ someone else to do the dirty work for you. In addition, perhaps a suitable Facebook message to Her (the ex) in order to (helpfully) suggest his preferred laundered method etc. whilst, at the same time, taking time to make mention of his preferred initimacies/fancies – time, place etc. date stamped.  Such mentions can’t help but to rile any red blooded woman (have you seen Vicky and Christina?).  A childish charge, perhaps, but all the more satisfactory when it is He who shall end up with egg on his face. One may put a stop to this with adult style reflection: I cannot imagine that She knows the full ins and outs of his relationship/trouser status with you – but still it takes two to tango.

It is a shame that similar energies taken up by all His various darting around and indescretions could not have been employed in order to (re)invigorate your passions. His choosing to initiate a Mission Valentine elsewhere does present him as lacking a basic sense of relationship rhythm.

Do let us know how you get on. Perhaps a defriend is in order.

3 Responses to “# 233 Caught my bloke..”

  1. JoMan says:

    OPPS put out to three chicks and somehow they found my different SNSs accounts !!!! Shame on me I know BUT you ladies like the exclusive thing – US guys need to put it about

  2. JoMeek says:

    OPPS put out to three chicks and somehow they found my different SNSs accounts !!!! Shame on me I know BUT you ladies like the exclusive thing – US guys need to put it about

  3. Zoe says:

    Suggest join Facebook called When I grow up I want to be a WAG :)

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