#907 Facebook home
Saturday 1st January, 2011
Anon, have by chance there been too many Roses on your Quality Street over Xmas and New Years? I suspect murky offerings from your friend Elliot, for, why not phone home? Extortionate charges? Too many interruptions? Be first to the one’s you love with a swift poking. *imagines extended finger pointing toward the sky*
We all have aliens in our closets, plus all those things we love and hate. For the sake of your friendly sanity shack up with a young blonde. Don’t open the door to any Government types. Finally, learn how to ride a bike.
Yours is a story to tell. Phone Facebook home.