#908 I’ll unfriend Dolly.
Thursday 6th January, 2011
Met a golly nice chap at a railway station refreshment room. We had tea. My friend Dolly can an joined us. She chattering away but I wanted to talk to Alec. His train came. I think I’ll unfriend Dolly.
From Laura Jesson in reply to #307 Facebook home
Ms Jesson, just delighted to make your acquaintance. It’s not often time that there is a sharing of fore and surnames, so I shake you by the digital hand and pat you on the back. Mwah. Mwah.
To the dilemma Watson! You are surrounded by incompetent fools! Dolly! Yes, defriend immediately. What was the point of her coming to tea in the first place? Clearly she had designs on this Alec chap and he was Forced to hurry away via a locomotive escape route. Of course if this meeting had occurred a mere two weeks prior, snow and the wrong kind of ice on the line/s would have safeguarded against any escape. Curses Mother Nature! Curses Dolly! Defriend both.
As to what I would’ve done? Well upon Dolly’s arrival, obviously, I would have introduced the following into the conversation; her cousin’s beaver, Russian roulette, wearing diamonds on a plane and shark meat. Now if Dolly could keep up with the pace of those particular subjects then she could have stayed a friend and Alec could have b*gg*r*d off.
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