#910 on top of each other
Saturday 8th January, 2011
I began my new year with a layering of murky relatives out in the wilds of the Cotswolds. Full of wobbly pasta and blinis we assembled on top of each other with a game of Twister and other inappropriately paired gamey instances. Thing is now new year in there’s lots of new chum requests. Mostly unwelcome. Does one ignore? Send a stinking reply? Or something else?
From Mr Independent via email and no Friend Request.
Do you have “deluded chump” tattooed on your large and shiny forehead, or is your associated charm just written in disappearing/reappearing ink that hides and returns depending on the midnight/Twister hour? I suggest that for the sake of your long-term familial-Facebook-friend health that you would be better off to shack up with a/nother mutt. No-one really wants to Friend Request you. It was a mere slip of the keyboard as the hour struck the witching o’clock and bets were placed as to whom you would friend and when. Their ‘revenge’ for your wobbly pasta bits crushing them at Twister I suspect.
Most unwelcome indeed.Tweet