Proper Facebook Etiquette

#944
Single me.
#943
What you want when you want it.
#942
What happened last night.
#941
Strange pokes in the night.
#940
A case of mistaken identity.
#939
Facebooking with the lights off.
#938
Child development via Mrs Cross.
#937
Diverted bet.
#936
Lone membership.
#935
Spot of bother.
#934
Elite service.
#933
Single cream.