#1955 Everday breakup
Wednesday 20th April, 2011
From Man O Man in reply to post #354 Nosy old bag.And this post is dedicated to a particularly fine fellow. Who deserves better.
Don’t do anything. This is a very thinly veiled attempt to woo you back. A cry to the moon for attention if you will. If he discovers that you are responding to his postings, then he is likely to find your behaviour highly suggestive of ‘getting back together’. And if he hasn’t GPRS’d you already via a chip and some digitally tagged live updates, then you have only this to come. And how would that chip be applied I wonder?… Don’t stand up!
In the words of my father – who is not only ‘older’, but does also hold some wisdom to his years – ‘never go back‘. Equally never turn your back to an ex, you never know what they are up to!
There has been an end of days already. One never does sequels in relationships. Wes Anderson take note: Scream4. No.
I had a similar ‘issue’ a number of years ago, BF (before Facebook). This time Mr Perfect, turned into a infantile yob hell bent on poking is nose into everything I was doing and then hollering choice words of an obscene disposition to friends, family, neighbours, the cat. Today, all incoming would have been instantly ‘blocked’. Back then, after a particularly vocal evening under my window he got the bucket of cat piss over his head treatment. I suppose the Facebook equivalent would be an unfriend. Only this doesn’t leave the aromatic satisfaction of watching them scarper away and get trapped in the holly bush.