Proper Facebook Etiquette

#1956 how will I know?

Monday 25th April, 2011

Dear Mariann,
I just got with my boyfriend on Facebook. How do I know that he is the ‘one’?
From M.Arried via email.

As long as he doesn’t have any pictures of a ‘wife’ already on his Profile and his status is set to ‘single’ then he could just be The One.

How will you know? Let us turn to that reliable soothsayer Ms Whitney Housten, she says;

How will I know (Don’t trust your feelings)
How will I know
How will I know (Love can be deceiving)
How will I know
How will I know if he really loves me

So there you have it, you won’t know, you can’t trust your feelings and in all likelihood ‘boyfriend’ will turn out to be a Facebook poking son-of-a-gun.

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