Proper Facebook Etiquette

#1978 nude point

Sunday 5th June, 2011

Dear Mariann,

I’ve been hiding from my ex girlfriend. She has nude photos of me that she’s tagged on Facebook. I’ve changed my privacy settings, but I think that the damage has been done. I’m highly respectable with a big package. Is there a dignified way to repair some bridges and keep my profile?…

From Rock god via email and photos.

It is all very well calling yourself a rock god, however your accompanying photos to me suggest otherwise. Plus your concern to enter into supposed dignified communication with your ex brings out so much masculine bravado that this forbids any well-disguised sniping on my part.

So I’m going to snipe to my hearts content.

Trying to forget you mucky expose’ will be considerably difficult, yes wallow in self-pity, and well done for updating your privacy settings, but this incident carries so much unwarranted chilliness during what was, at least in the first instance, a loving relationship that this is less about a concern about privacy and more a concern about vanity.

So she’s got naked pictures of you, there’s no shame in this. I’m sure she’s more flustered that she has posted and tagged you in them.

Don’t send me your photos again. Behave more like an ordinary gent and declare yourself a better man than just skin deep. After all actions speak louder than words.

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