Proper Facebook Etiquette

#1980 Murder most horrid

Friday 10th June, 2011

Dear Mariann,

Imagine my surprise when, poking about on Facebook, I uncovered a plot by my beloved, who had not only GPS chipped me, but was moving to rub me out.  And I don’t mean a fish pedicure. Divorce is imminent, but what other action is required?

From Jess not swimming with the fishes.

Unless you’re completely mad, unfriend that husband immediately. I don’t think that you need worry too much about his fall from grace, he’s already shown himself to be the most stupid of human beings.

Suggest, that if he tries to friend again; tell him (in no uncertain terms) that you are not up for it and he ought to leave pokes, and fishes, to himself.

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