#1992 bounce into bed
Friday 29th July, 2011
Do you know what, I’m being hit on by my sister’s boyfriend. He says he likes me and he’s added me on Facebook. Is there a way to make it clear that I am not going to bounce into bed with him, without offending him?
From Fiona via Facebook chat. Chatty.
How terribly British. Here’s some ‘chap’ making moves on you. Being horrible. Pushing you to the limit and you’re afraid of ‘offending him’. Rotter. Bite him on the bum! Second thoughts, maybe not, he’ll like that too.
Next time he comes anywhere near you, leap up and yell at the top of your lungs ‘Back off buster! You two-timing fraudulent fiend!’ But in an understanding tone, obviously, you wouldn’t want to hurt the chaps feelings.
Otherwise, unfriend. Write on sis’s Wall. Get it out there what a g*t he is.Tweet