Proper Facebook Etiquette

#2111 old damp fur coat

Sunday 16th October, 2011

Dear Mariann,

I have unfriended Adam Werritty but he keeps poking me and hanging about like an old damp fur coat. How do I get him to shove off?

From Foxy (old) in reply to post #1010 Facebook ID. It’s an ID card stupid.

I’ve had similar issues with a recurring Werritt to my fox. Compose a revenge sh*t-list and keep a tight hold of your detractors. Tighter than those friends who you may (or may not) have had on payroll or your Friend list.

Then send in the dry cleaners, or get someone new to riffle through your racks. Just remember to hide your business cards.

Nothing says ‘sunk’ or stinks like a damp fox than a paper trail.

3 Responses to “#2111 old damp fur coat”

  1. Siri says:

    With my iPhone 4S I can use Siri to talk to my Facebook. Trouble is got drunk …. said things… Siri posted things…. lost friends

  2. Shaggy says:

    I made a getting smashed at Uni group and me mates put pics. My tutor somehow found them and she says it is not appropriate and that we are all being sexist. I think she does not like men. Does she have any right to report me to the Dean?

  3. Anon says:

    My roomi says I’m stupid as she used my PC and go on my Facebook page. She says I’m too open and have too many apps. But they are fun and i want people to see me. She says I should not be so public. I say you gotta be out there. Who’s is right?

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