#2125 fancy a bit?
Tuesday 9th December, 2014
Dear Dr Maz,
I have discovered, through a series of misdirected Facebook communications, that there is a Canadian Courtesan (de Jour) who shares my second mistress’s name.
This week I’ve been reading her messages and looking at booking requests, including from some who are only-one-directed ‘celebrities’.
Previously I ignored such requests, but I wonder if you could suggest another approach?…
Richard Day, via a Facebook ‘friend’ and a Poke (so old school).
Dick, how intriguingly gendered of you. Yes set up a Facebook Fan Page in your (second) mistress’s honour and post five-star ratings of her abilities. I assume some of the following, professional tutoring; bi-lingual; scientist; oceanologist and so forth. Then reply; “Yes, she is free at the time you mention. There will be an exam. No Press. “